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11

Apr

The strongest people aren’t always the people who win, but the people who don’t give up when they lose.

10

Apr

behindtheplottwist:

Trying to remember an answer when taking a test

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Remembering the answer after you’ve turned the test in

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ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

capitolsjay:

this guy is systematically undoing the world

(Source: deathchilds)

Beauty is about living your life & being happy with yourself inside & out & not worrying about what people think of you.
pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

pharcydes:

"Brother, why have you forsaken me?"

(Source: bodor-ur)

(Source: aliveandquivering)

03

Apr

blasianxbri:

😍

(Source: funnyhahayeah)

02

Apr

Don’t assume, ask. Be kind. Tell the truth. Don’t say anything you can’t stand behind fully. Have integrity. Tell people how you feel.
Warsan Shire  (via nofatnowhip)

(Source: psych-facts)

lawdgevus:

I’ve never taken it out. It’s a hoop about the size of a quarter. It hits the lady where she likes it & because it swings, it can be effective in any position” 
– Lenny Kravitz
Teach me how it swings, Lenny.  Oh, teach me!

lawdgevus:

I’ve never taken it out. It’s a hoop about the size of a quarter. It hits the lady where she likes it & because it swings, it can be effective in any position”

– Lenny Kravitz

Teach me how it swings, Lenny.  Oh, teach me!

31

Mar

snorlaxatives:

7 billion people, 14 billion ass cheeks

domirican28:

goldiez:

$$$


damn

domirican28:

goldiez:

$$$

damn

me:
makes a mistake
me:
thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years

suqmydiqtbh:

Lindsay Lohan | ELLE Indonesia 6th Anniversary Issue, 2014